So, in my ongoing quest to bang my head up against my attention deficit disorder, I’ve done a whole bunch of different stuff to “improve my concentration,” and y’know what I realise about pretty much all of these tips? They’re like money-saving tips when you’re on minimum wage.

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SCENE: The psychiatrist's office, just around the corner from where Hot Fuzz was filmed

CHUCK: So...

UNDERPAID AND OVER-WORKED HEAD SHRINKER: You have Attention Deficit Disorder.

CHUCK: Yes. Meds plz?

UAOWHS: Not so fast! First, I will need your school reports from ten years ago, plus the mobile phone numbers of at least two people who knew you as a child.

CHUCK: Ok why?

UAOWHS: NHS prescriptions regulations only allow me to hand out ADD meds to children.

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